M3

Suddenly as I walked threw the portal I saw that I wasn't back,I hadn't even  gone any where at all! It was around then when loincloth man wolk up "what are you?!?" Loincloth dude asked in his native language "some sort of god?"
   "Something like that" I,thinking fast,replied.
  A short while later I was off to the palace in a palenki (slave carried carriage.) "This is the life" I thought. Next was a nice scale steaming,followed by a feast and a nap.
The next morning I had a appointment with the pharaoh King Tutankhamen. "Hey dude" I said "whats up?"
  "Sup dude." Replied the kid pharaoh. 
  "This has been fun but I have to go" That's when the portal appeared again. I jumped through.